Chad Pennington Challenges Mark Sanchez to a Modeling Duel

Perhaps envious of the hero's welcome that his younger counterpart and rival has received with his former team, Chad Pennington has been preparing not only to defeat Mark "Dirty" Sanchez on the gridiron, but on the catwalk as well.

This is a video of Pennington's grueling practice for the much anticipated "walk-off" which has been tentatively scheduled for later this summer.



Likely motivated by his disappointing upset loss at the hands of the underdog AJ Hawk in a model-off back in 2007, we have been hearing that Mark Sanchez has taken this challenge quite seriously, devoting 99% of his time to honing his walking technique and creating a unique new "look" which will dazzle the judges and leave Chad Pennington drenched in a flood of mascara.

Some of our spies have reported that he is working on a variation of the much-talked-about "stare" featured in GQ earlier this year:


Sanchez is said to have fully recovered from the horrific injury he suffered during his last walk-off with Packers' LB AJ Hawk. For a replay of the Hawk/Sanchez duel, please view the video below:

It's A Walk-Off


Vegas currently has Pennington's odds of winning the matchup at 50/1.

Dolphins Sign Rookie WR Patrick Turner... And His Beard

According to the Palm Beach Post, the Miami Dolphins have reached a 4-year deal with the 6-5' WR out of USC.

By all accounts, he has been quite impressive thus far this offseason. If he is able to continue this progress, his height should add an additional element to the already impressive and creative offense that the Dolphins operated last season. Patrick Turner could become the weapon that the Dolphins staff originally envisioned that Ernest "Goes to Camp" Wilford would become.

However, his height is not Turner's most impressive feature. He also sports a beard that is so robust that it would even make Rick Ross shed tears of envy...

Although it is possible that the weight of the mountain of follicles sprouting from his cheeks might add a few seconds to his 40 time, it is the opinion of this author that facial hair and football are never a bad combination. Long live the beard!

Guess Who's Back? The One and Only WEEZY Update!

Yes, the infamous Lambo_Weezy may be a thing of the past, and you would think with Davone Bess' team of lawyers on his ass, he would be running far, far away from Twitterland. But it seems our favorite Twitter impostor can't seem to stave off the allure of thousands of adoring "followers" following his every move.

So, Mr. Weezy has reincarnated as @The1andonly99. At this juncture, it is not known whether his username is foreshadowing that he will soon shave his head in hopes of impersonating a more famous member of the Miami Dolphins. (He couldn't possibly be that foolish, could he?)

Since he will surely take this profile down once he gets word that we are onto him, I will go ahead and post all the pictures so you can see our favorite impostor in all his glory one last time, for old time's sake.

"Sup. I'm not a Wide Receiver, but I play one on Twitter. Sex?"



"OMG! Davone Bess? Let's do it right now!" -Cool, lets head back to my crib. *minutes later* "WTF? Why are you driving a Pinto?" -"Oh, my Lambo is in the shop. Sorry." "Oh OK! I'm doing it with Davone Bess! DAVONE F***ING BESS!"


Below is the screencap that I took of his resurrected Twitter page:

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Rest in Peace, Lambo_Weezy. We hardly knew ye...

[NOTE: Thanks go out to Lord_Of_Miami at FH who sent me a link to his new Twitter.]

UPDATE: After investigating some more and following a link to one of the users Lambo communicated with in the above picture to Myspace, I was able to find that same user on Facebook. I looked through the user's 300 or so friends, but could not find someone who matched Lambo.

However, this is where it gets interesting, several of the user's facebook friends were current and former Miami Dolphins players. Players on this user's facebook friends list included OJ McDuffie, Kendall Langford, Troy Drayton, Louis Oliver, Devin Aromashodu, and Santonio Holmes. However, it is possible that this user is only friends with Lambo on Twitter because he still believes he is Davone Bess. It is also possible that this user does not know any of these players personally, and has only friended them on Facebook.

Lambo_Weezy Saga Goes National

I had promised that the Davone Bess VINDICATED post would be my last blog on the topic, but I didn't really anticipate the story going national. Well, it has, and Señor Weezy is in some serious trouble now. Perhaps this will be a message to all would-be future Twitter impostors, you fake, you pay. Props to Davone Bess for being so proactive in trying to clear his name of the sludge that the impostor had slathered all across his good name while using the popular social networking site.

You can follow the national coverage at the following links:

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/06/29/lambo_weezy-isnt-davone-bess/

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/06/29/another-twitter-imposter/

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9745904/NFL-looks-into-Dolphins-WR's-fake-Twitter-account

On the bright side for Lambo_Weezy, he might get a date afterall... A date in court.

Remember Lambo...

Dolphins Training Camp Dates Announced

The Dolphins will kick off a myriad of what are sure to be grueling training camp sessions beginning on the morning of August the 2nd.

This is where the path to the playoffs and beyond begins. All the installations, chemistry, and other crucial facets to the Dolphins' 2009 success will be honed and finely tuned during these session. You can be a witness to this transformative proccess.

There is still no word on whether the infamous Lambo_Weezy will make an appearance.

Several of these training camp sessions will be open to the public. They will take place on the following dates. (Note: In the event of inclement weather, some of these dates will be cancelled for the public as the team will be forced to practice in the Bubble - a fan free environment.)

Date	Day	Morning	Afternoon
Aug. 2	Sunday	9 p.m.	5 p.m.
Aug. 3	Monday		2 p.m.
Aug. 4	Tuesday	9 a.m.
Aug. 5	Wednesday		2 p.m.
Aug. 6	Thursday	9 a.m.	5 p.m.
Aug. 7	Friday		2 p.m.
Aug. 8	Saturday		2 p.m.
Aug. 10	Monday	9 a.m.	5 p.m.
Aug. 11	Tuesday		2 p.m.
Aug. 12	Wednesday	9 a.m.
Aug. 13	Wednesday		2 p.m.
Aug. 14	Friday	9 a.m.	5 p.m.
Aug. 15	Saturday	10:15 a.m.
Aug. 19	Wednesday	9 a.m.	5 p.m.
Aug. 20	Thursday	9 a.m.	5 p.m.

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Davone Bess VINDICATED

And so it ends, with Davone Bess cleared of all charges of douchiness and virtual wrong-doing. Today, Dolphins Public Relations honcho Harvey Greene confirmed to ThePhinsider that the twitter account originally known as Lambo_Weezy (and all subsequent faux accounts) does NOT belong to Davone Bess - WR of the Miami Dolphins.

If you would like to follow the entire saga of the infamous Lambo, please click here.

The impostor had many of us fooled, including yours truly. He got real NFL players, models, party promoters, and even bloggers and reporters to believe he was the real Davone Bess, even though his antics appeared to be at odds with the personality of the Davone Bess Dolfans have come to know over the past year.

Please get the word out about the impostor so no one else can be conned into following the scumbag who was attempting to leech off of Davone's success.

Thanks for everyone's hard work in exposing the fraud. And hopefully this can be my FINAL time reporting on Twitter.

I am glad Davone Bess has finally been vindicated in this matter, as I and several others can remain one of his biggest fans. There is no way I could support a man of the character of "Lambo_Weezy", fortunately for us, the REAL Davone Bess is the antithesis of Lambo.

Now someone just needs to get his Ustream Account taken down!

UPDATE: Lambo_Weezy has returned to his original Twitter username, but has since removed any references to Davone Bess from his profile. Bookem Dan-O!